Crumbs

These days, there is often food in my bed and a drink on my bed rest. Not good for my weight gain.

Sometimes I wake up to ants crawling on my arm because the popcorn bowl is often never really empty and the crumbs from sweetened biscuits call on other beings to me too. This is the reward of nutritioning in bed with movies (and the occasional PowerPoint slides I make during idea burst). The last time I'd done this was with Merit. I kept her TV and now I pointlessly have two TV's in one room.

I try not to think so hard.

Yesterday, I found a product I'd been looking out for the past year. Jergen's, 'hydrating Coconut' 'dry skin moisturizer'. I am not picky with products usually. I'd use any cream that does not lighten or tone my skin.

Anything is fine.

Vaselines are great.

My mother says I abused Vaselines as a child. I'd empty a whole bottle of Vaseline on my body, take a stool to the sun and sit out while calling myself a shining Queen. This is funny until the 20th bottle BTW.

Back to the cream; I had bought this 'hydrating coconut' Jergens a year ago because I really love coconut, you know, and found that the moisturizer took well to my skin too.

The texture of the cream itself was just right, not so shinny like that Nivea moisturizer in the Blue bottle.

Thinking about it now, I'm unsure if I liked the product for myself or it was transfered inference from my older Sister Jane. I remember she'd gushed about it and had mentioned how it was so great you could moisturise anything with it ( I put a squirt on my hair and felt my strands jump I swear), so maybe I liked it because she did, I don't know. But after that first bottle, I returned to the shops to buy more but never found it until yesterday. I had to catch myself from screaming when I found that lone bottle on the shelf.

Well, that's that.

You realize now that you'd been reading all these hoping to find a conclusion that sums up my thoughts conclusively right? Now that you know I am not going to do that for you, what do you do?