Of Mutant Sperms and Thigh Gaps

I am having the weirdest laugh just thinking about this.
Have you ever wandered how creepy some of the 'romantic' or 'sexy' things you say to your spouses or lovers sounds like to someone that is not in a sexual relationship with you?

Example
That time she snaps and sends a photo of her thigh gap to him and writes;
'Baby, see these hot-dog thighs? They'll eat you up when we see' *Cough*

Wait. Hot dogs eat people?

Or that time he says;
'Come here baby, let me give you mutant sperm babies and fill you up like a virus...'

Wait, what?! You where a demon all this while?

The things people do for love ehn.
Here is a traverse though. I never, never, ever! say those things. LOL!