If you are Nigerian, over 35 and still single, plan a yearly fundraising event for yourself and call it the "Mind (insert your name)'s fundraiser'. (Run this event until you are married)
Make it public and fancy, preferably a black tie event.
Make sure to invite everyone that has something to say about your relationship status or insult/gossip you for it and give them special tables for 100,000 or more. These people have a lot to say about how you should live and what you should be doing with your life. They should at least pay you to live the life they want you to live, no?
Invite Exes and their spouses just for the hell of it. Give them 500,000 vip tables or more. They shouldn't only be allowed to ruin your life. Let them help rebuild it too.
When petty people go low, go so high that they can't afford to mention your name without repercussions.
(c) Conquer Igali.
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